DISCLAIMER: she is aware that I am doing this and her inner Kris Jenner is pretty excited.
On my Zara leather shoes, as I walk out of the house on my way to work.
Mom- "When did you get those shoes?"
Lucy- "in London in April. I've worn them at least 12 times"
Mom- "they're so... Clunky"
Lucy- "what does that even mean? They're from Zara"
Mom- "Zara makes clunky shoes..."
I still wore them even though I am fully aware of the fact that she thinks they are "clunky".